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2002-05-24 - 3:04 p.m.
Greg and I were talking about what if Jesus was the judge presiding over your case...meaning he decided if you went up, or down down down....
beloit08: is he the judge?
Pijohos: i would think so
beloit08: seems like there would be other judges, called 'your honor', that would be arch angels or something
beloit08: cause jesus is probably a pretty busy dude.
beloit08: or lazy
beloit08: because hippy
Pijohos: you think he sits around with about 50 of his fucking hanger-onners....telling stories and stuff..and sometimes some dude comes in....and asks him a real serious question and jesus just rolls his eyes and signs the papers the guy has without reading them
beloit08: that would be great
Pijohos: they laugh REALLY loud at his stories i bet
beloit08: he's all "So there I am, and this dude's speaking in tongues and...yes? what is it?" rolls eyes, signs papers. "I swear, can't these people make any of their own descisions? I mean JESUS!" (pause)...Then everyone laughs a lot, even him
Pijohos: ahaha
Pijohos: and Mr. T and James Spader are outside the courtyard looking in through some window getting really jealous they aren't included.
beloit08: ahahah
beloit08: once they're dead, sure
Pijohos: well yeah
beloit08: James Spader.....
beloit08: ahaha
Pijohos: "everybudddy alwayz laff'n at jesus and his damn jibba jabba make me so mad"
beloit08: I don't know how to do Jame Spader's weird, halty way of talking
Pijohos: you can call him Jame Spader, in conversation, and nobody would know you said it wrong.
beloit08: I never thought of it that way
beloit08: what's really weird is how often he comes up in conversations
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