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2002-09-03 - 7:25 p.m.
At my cousin's wedding this weekend, my mom introduced my brothers and me to an old aunt of Troy's (cousin) new bride in the following manner:
This is Kevin, my youngest, he's been married a year now....and that's his wife sitting over there...
This is Dereck, he's my middle child, he's 29, and he's getting married next month to Allison (sitting right next to me, beaming).
Oh, and this is my oldest, Justin, he's 31 and he was married for seven and a half years, but he's not married now.
She paused and sipped her champagne, and added..."He got a divorce."
Nods all around.