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2004-07-02 - 3:34 p.m.
Pijohos: I can't till january!
Pijohos: but come january!
Pijohos: i am going to hire someone to do something cool that i haven't even thought of yet, then brag to you about it.
Pijohos: and it's going to be something *awesome* that they do.
Zcloud9: a life size bronze sculpture of the bug flying off the turnbuckle
Pijohos: i was thinking like a guy dressed like Voltron coming to your office and drinking your coffee then shoving you down
Pijohos: or a bug fountain would be rad where i am peeing water
Pijohos: made out of marble
Pijohos: and the water would be maybe red
Pijohos: i want to get so rich that i can have jumping fountains in my living room
Pijohos: those water things that jump
Zcloud9: or take out a full page ad in the new york times
Pijohos: "Does this Pile of Money make me look fat?"
Pijohos: and i would be sliding down a slide of money into a money pool while throwing money up and around, while my baby dipped in gold laughed and drank moneyade.
Pijohos: thats a good idea right there.
Zcloud9: maybe there's a butler in the background holding a silver serving tray full of money
Pijohos: and he's taking the lid off it
Pijohos: as if to say "Sir, Money is served."
Pijohos: maybe theres steam coming off the money
Pijohos: and i have a big ass dollar sign belt buckle