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2005-11-02 - 3:44 p.m.
If you give me a binaca spray cannister, I become a rat with my finger stuck on the pleasure button.
I will spray and spray and spray until there is no more binaca spray coming out.
I will do it non-stop, without pause or concern, while my mouth gets mintier and mintier and my stomach begins to ache from all the peppermint oil.
I cannot put it away, I cannot spray my mouth twice, as recommended on the box, I cannot look at it and not spray it into my mouth a dozen times.
I can't, I'm simply unable.
Right now I am looking at my binaca spray and I miss it so much.